Tuesday, April 21, 2015

LILLY WHO?

Hi Reader! 

I've been so busy redecorating the old casa that I have forgotten to blog.  Oh dear...

Let's remedy that!

With my head stuck in a paint can this past weekend I missed the chance to run a muck through the aisles of Target during one of their infamous designer collaboration on-sales.  Designers past include none other than Missoni, Phillip Lim and the OH-SO-FAB Neiman Marcus collection.  There is nothing, NOTHING, I enjoy more than waking up early on the weekend to go shopping.  If you think I'm joking, you don't know me very well.  Or at all.  You can stop reading now.  Go.  No seriously, move along... we're done.

So... What did I miss?



LILLY PULITZER for Target

Who the hell is Lilly Pulitzer?  
I breathe a huge sigh of relief because if I missed HERMES for Target you would NEVER hear the end of it.  EVER.

Does anyone else feel like this is on the set of a HORROR MOVIE?  Just me? 

No, seriously... Who the hell is Lilly Pulitzer? 
I immediately search Google for any sort of recognition.

But being depressed means that I can wear BLACK all the time and look super chic!


OH.  

R.I.P Lilly.

It is a good thing that I am not into decorating or wearing super sweet, candy colored, Easter Sunday, poppy, preppy, beachy resort-wear prints.  I'm not a fun-feminine print hater per se, but Ms. P's designs are definitely NOT my style.

And as for eBay? 

Let them have it!  I would have felt super guilty buying all of that pink and green nonsense only to make a few dollars.  The truth is that Karma would have stepped in and I would have ended up with a spare bedroom that looked like it was cast out of the Legally Blonde goes to Hawaii sequel.   

Who wants to have a slumber party???  NO ONE.