Wednesday, January 21, 2015

BESPOKE my heart!

Hey Reader,

So remember the last time you were here reading about my love for those super sparkly clutches created by EDIE PARKER?

So PRETTY!!!


Well...

A. I'm still obsessed with the clutches.

B. No, I did not buy one.

and 

C. HOLY SHIT... 
they can be customized!!!

BALENCIAGAIN on a clutch!  I need this!


That means that Edie Parker will design a bag JUST FOR ME!  I can choose the shape, the amount of glitterfication and whatever wording I want on the bag (assuming it fits...)

Just imagine the possibilities...

Oh my Gawd... I WANT ONE!!!

Pricing is about $1,800.00 (there is a $1,600.00 option - but let's get real folks) and I would totally give them the money RIGHT NOW... if I had some to give them!  Boo!!!  How do I get paid to blog?

Damn right it's cool.


Luckily, I'm off to VEGAS this weekend!  Let's assume that I will be able to hustle those blackjack dealers out of some dough...  Maybe I'll have Edie (we're now on a first name basis) put 777 on my bag.  21 would make more sense though.  I wonder if WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER will fit on my glitterific clutch? CASINO QUEEN would be fun too!

Baller?  But I play the penny slots...


Anna Gunn from the badass tv show BREAKING BAD had one customized for her awards show appearance!  How rad is that???   Edie just made science cool.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Get it, because it's METH.  Moving on...

Word on the street is that they'll even throw some not safe for children's ears type lingo on your bag.  Hmmm... But on second thought, maybe that's not so fucking lady-like.  Ooops.  Here's some more inspiration for my new bag.  If you have any suggestions feel free to throw them at me.  Wish me luck!  About 2K worth...

Hello, my name is NAUGHTY


Maybe just one HO for some...
# stupid





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