Today's story is called:
"THE DRAGONS OF VAUNTE.COM "
Let's begin...
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Princess named Karla. (It's my story, I can name the Princess whatever I damn well please.) The Princess loved saving her magical coins to buy designer handbags of the finest leathers. One day, the Princess had an idea to sell one of her gloriously radiant yellow handbags to a fair maiden on the website www.vaunte.com. The fair maiden offered enough golden coins that Fair Karla could have any handbag in the land! It was a glorious day for the Princess.
But there was evil lurking near. In the form of DRAGONS! Lowlife, scum-sucking, dirt bag, greedy, liar dragons! Oooooh... These fire breathing creatures didn't want the fair maiden of the land to have Princess Karla's radiant yellow bag. Noooo...
Princess Karla didn't understand. Her yellow handbag was made of only the finest leather. Sure, its yellow hue was a little dirty but she told the fair shoppers of vaunte.com that it required cleaning. Why can't the fair maiden buy the bag? And what's worse... NO GOLD COINS for Princess Karla! Tis a sad, sad, day in the land. What's a Princess to do???
TO BE CONTINUED...
Please come back for my next story time circle entitled:
"Karla raises HELL with Vaunte's Quality Standards Team"
That should be a real nail biter.
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